I can’t believe a fucking parrot is threatening me
Finding a date is like finding a job: you gotta have connections to find something you’re interested in and hopefully the position isn’t taken AYEEEE I made myself giggle
My friends and I at work made genderbents of ourselves. Prepare yourselves there’s more of Samuel comin.
Drew a Dean but not the Dean you think it is
This nerd tho
Guess who’s back at work that’s right it’s me also imessage is the worst.